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~Slowrapids:iconSlowrapids:

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My first... journal?

Journal Entry: Sat Mar 17, 2007, 4:14 AM
  • Mood: Pride
  • Listening to: Myself.
  • Reading: Is some power plant here in Israel.
  • Watching: Birdwatching? Na. Peoplewatching? Oh, yeah.
  • Playing: I do it too much.
  • Eating: Yeah, I do it.
  • Drinking: I wouldn't say no to an occasional glass.
-- Imagine a lovely header in this place. Who needs graphics when you have imagination, kids? --

HEADER ETC

I imagine you've stumbled across my humble page by clicking on a name next to a comment that was either snide, or in Hebrew, or both.

Expecting to see some art, you were then disappointed. "who's this guy who makes all the strange comments? Did he join this site just to comment on other users and their art? Doesn't he have anything better to do in life?", you might find yourself wondering, but more on that later.

Regarding the art thingy: I'll upload a few things in the near future (just keep in mind that the term 'in the near future' is very open to interpretation), but keep in mind that due to my low-tech (lack of) tools, they won't be very glossy, clean, sugary and so on. Furthermore, whilst I know how to draw a thing or two, my technique isn't what you'd call immaculate or breathtaking (for what I'm not, just look at 's art, who just so happens to be my cousin. Whoops - bombshell!).

And now to what I wrote two paragraphs above: I laff at life. Not because I think it's pathetic, just because you may as well look at the ever ordinary days in a cheerful light. I know that sounds intellectual in a cheap manner, but then again, all the little things in life have a purpose and a hidden wisdom in them. Behold:

You wake up.
You have intellectual breakfast.
You ride the intellectual bus to your intellectual school.
You go back to your intellectual home.
You have intellectual lunch.
You neglect your intellectual homework.
You watch intellectual TV.
You browse the intellectual internet.
You have intellectual supper.
You lie in your intellectual bed.

When you do so many intellectual things in a single day, you get the inevitable intellectual fart.

And here's today's lesson: disregard what I said earlier. Trying to do everything like it's intellectual and has a purpose results in an intellectual fart.

Now it's your turn to write something even mildly interesting back. Do it, or my next journals won't be any better. You have been warned.

Bye. Buy. Sell. Cell. Stem cell research. Something derogatory about Bush.

FOOTER ETC

-- And remember, kids: laffter is good for you! I think I'll laff at your subscription now. Equal rights for unsubscribed headers and footers! They're sexyyyyy, ladies... --

Devious Information

  • Current Age: Somewhere in the mid-teens. Bah.
  • Current Residence: Israellandfordshire.
  • Interests: These rates sure keep plummeting, don't they?
  • Operating System: Brain.
  • MP3 player of choice: Why not MP4?
  • Tools of the Trade: God, this is such a tempting question.

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Devious Comments

~Slowrapids:iconSlowrapids: Jan 20, 2008, 11:05:26 AM
May I remind you that I'm taller than you and your 162 cm?

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~Slowrapids:iconSlowrapids: Jan 20, 2008, 11:03:39 AM
Do go on. I do attention-whoring as a part-time job, you know. ;)

The rest of the time, I don't give much of a damn, but who does?

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*MagikBubbles:iconMagikBubbles: Jan 19, 2008, 2:13:04 PM
YES MA'AM -salutes-

-runs away-

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*vaporotem:iconvaporotem: Jan 19, 2008, 9:09:06 AM
STOP MESSING AROUND WITH MY DOPE COUSIN >:[

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*MagikBubbles:iconMagikBubbles: Jan 18, 2008, 12:07:03 PM
I guess that's true lol

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~Slowrapids:iconSlowrapids: Jan 18, 2008, 11:57:22 AM
Look, I can't help but wonder where their dignity has gone. The fact is, when you see yourself as a vividly coloured fox/rabbit/hamster etc, it doesn't really go for your masculinity...

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*MagikBubbles:iconMagikBubbles: Jan 18, 2008, 10:49:57 AM
xD

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~Slowrapids:iconSlowrapids: Jan 18, 2008, 3:40:57 AM
It's an internet meme. It's a bit like how girls can't drive, only the latter is actually founded on fact. ;)

And yeah, I've noticed the female domination on devi, but I still find boys/guys who depict themselves as furries highly amusing.

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*MagikBubbles:iconMagikBubbles: Jan 17, 2008, 7:25:58 PM
I never said they didn't xD

I'M a girl too....a LOT of people online are girls lmao

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~Slowrapids:iconSlowrapids: Jan 17, 2008, 1:51:06 PM
I'll have you know that my cousin is living proof that girls do exist on the internet.

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*MagikBubbles:iconMagikBubbles: Jan 11, 2008, 11:57:08 AM
Welcome cousin of Vap.

IF THAT IS REALLY WHO YOU ARE.

lol j/k

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~Slowrapids:iconSlowrapids: Jan 11, 2008, 8:20:35 AM
Slow is proud to announce that 1 of the 3 kind people who have visited my page has been banned from carebearhentaiArt. Slow is slightly less proud to announce that writing in the third person is fun.

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~Slowrapids:iconSlowrapids: Oct 23, 2007, 1:06:19 PM
...yeah.

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!sound-5:iconsound-5: Oct 23, 2007, 9:00:22 AM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Didnt get that, but...
YAY!!! RANDOM FRIEND!!!!

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Myuh~♪
~Slowrapids:iconSlowrapids: Oct 23, 2007, 8:20:37 AM
Me gud English speak also. Slow think making frend by way of random vely vely weeurd.

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!sound-5:iconsound-5: Oct 23, 2007, 12:58:40 AM
HHHHHIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!
I dont know who you are, i just stumbled across your page as a Random Deviantttttttttt...
LETS BE FWENDS, CUZ YOU CAN SPEAK HEBREW AND I CANT! YAY! 8D
Yesh, so you are my friend... From England to Israel...
Hai?
Yosh!

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Myuh~♪
~Slowrapids:iconSlowrapids: Apr 9, 2007, 6:56:52 AM
It's the default font when I type in Hebrew.

And yes, the Hebrew-speaking mob seems to be growing quite impressively.

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~Lynxgirl:iconLynxgirl: Apr 8, 2007, 6:52:57 AM
Oooh awesome, another Hebrew speaker. =D

May I ask how you got the font?
~Slowrapids:iconSlowrapids: Apr 8, 2007, 6:35:02 AM
Hmm, time I drew something.

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*Mari-Limmy:iconMari-Limmy: Mar 21, 2007, 12:37:52 PM
^^ jaja you should :3

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:star: Dreaming is free... and life is a DREAM! :star:
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~Slowrapids:iconSlowrapids: Mar 21, 2007, 12:15:47 PM
Why, thank you.

Hehe.

ZOMG 5O PAGEVIEWS LETS MAKE A NEW ID OR SUMMAT

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*Mari-Limmy:iconMari-Limmy: Mar 21, 2007, 12:13:22 PM Mood: Sociable
Aahh so you're Vap's cousin... hey thanks for answering my question at her page bafore! :)

AND WELCOME TO DA!!~:wave:

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~Slowrapids:iconSlowrapids: Mar 18, 2007, 7:56:36 AM
Hey - you're the first one to have posted something here! Take not a cookie, but something far superior: a biscuit! :trophy:

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~Slowrapids:iconSlowrapids: Mar 18, 2007, 7:39:59 AM Mood: Sociable
Thanks.

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~bollewini:iconbollewini: Mar 17, 2007, 3:01:58 PM
welcome to DA :D

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don't hesitate just act
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i know my English is like omg
bad -.- (sorry sorry sorry) :(