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I imagine you've stumbled across my humble page by clicking on a name next to a comment that was either snide, or in Hebrew, or both.

Expecting to see some art, you were then disappointed. "who's this guy who makes all the strange comments? Did he join this site just to comment on other users and their art? Doesn't he have anything better to do in life?", you might find yourself wondering, but more on that later.

Regarding the art thingy: I'll upload a few things in the near future (just keep in mind that the term 'in the near future' is very open to interpretation), but keep in mind that due to my low-tech (lack of) tools, they won't be very glossy, clean, sugary and so on. Furthermore, whilst I know how to draw a thing or two, my technique isn't what you'd call immaculate or breathtaking (for what I'm not, just look at 's art, who just so happens to be my cousin. Whoops - bombshell!).

And now to what I wrote two paragraphs above: I laff at life. Not because I think it's pathetic, just because you may as well look at the ever ordinary days in a cheerful light. I know that sounds intellectual in a cheap manner, but then again, all the little things in life have a purpose and a hidden wisdom in them. Behold:

You wake up.
You have intellectual breakfast.
You ride the intellectual bus to your intellectual school.
You go back to your intellectual home.
You have intellectual lunch.
You neglect your intellectual homework.
You watch intellectual TV.
You browse the intellectual internet.
You have intellectual supper.
You lie in your intellectual bed.

When you do so many intellectual things in a single day, you get the inevitable intellectual fart.

And here's today's lesson: disregard what I said earlier. Trying to do everything like it's intellectual and has a purpose results in an intellectual fart.

Now it's your turn to write something even mildly interesting back. Do it, or my next journals won't be any better. You have been warned.

Bye. Buy. Sell. Cell. Stem cell research. Something derogatory about Bush.

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